Whine and Dine

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Wendy

Well done, good and faithful servant.

Friday, March 11, 2005

How to Plan a Wedding

Here's a helpful thought for anyone planning a wedding. Sit down with your parents, and the photo album of their wedding. Get them to take you through it. Just take notice of what they talk about.
How much time do they spend talking about the flowers?
How much time do they spend talking about the church they were in?
How much time do they spend talking about the wedding dress?
How much time do they spend talking about the people?

Now go, plan your wedding.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Boo!

When I see a year 7 girl from my youth group at the train station in the morning, and she avoids me, that's understandable. But what if it's a guy who used to be in my Bible study group? Am I that scary?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

What I learned from Hitch

  1. I need to buy a jetski.
  2. It's ok to kick people in the head.
  3. You can be really smooth and still be a loser.
  4. You can be really klutzy and still be a loser.

Mmm... jetski...